Well I just got to start saving up for this one!
Hardly possible, I think, even if you exclude the most remote and dangerous places.
However, if I would have a travel budget of 1 million dollar, I would calculate as follows: 25000 dollars for each of the next 40 years! And then to have enough vacation... everyone could imagine what would be possible!!
Though if anyone out there fancies treating me and my Missus to this as a wedding present I will happily forward on our details! :)
Even if I had the financial means to invite you and your Missis on this trip, I would not do it. As you said, you would not enjoy it. From your previous posts I would conclude, that the perfect honeymoon for you would be a trip to some remote fields or hills in Moldova or Finland or Lithuania to enable you to finally tick off the Struve WHS, :).
Though I feel, that your Missis have some other thoughts. Thus, I think the best is (to get in no difficulties) just to wish you all the best for your private plans this year!